We Schal Not Be Moved
— The Sun, 27 April 2011, Schalke 0-2 Man Utd
Ji Whizz!
— The Sun, 12th April 2011, on Park’s stunningly quick goal
A Tot ‘N Hotspur
— January 12th, The Sun, on Beckham’s loan to Spurs and a fourth child coming.
Bad To Voice
— The Sun, 6th January 2011, on HMV’s poor Christmas sales
The plane to Spain is missing Wayne
— The Sun, 28th Sept 2010, on Rooney missing Valencia
Why did it go so sour for Sweet?
— The Guardian, 24th September 2010, dredging the bottom of the obvious barrel
Don’t mention the score
— everyone, 28th June 2010, on England’s 4-1 defeat to Germany
Tout of Africa
— The Sun, 16 June 2010, on Robbie Earle’s ticket tribulations
Putter Fingers
— 14th June 2010, The Sun, with a picture of Robert Green holding a golf ball
